The Kid With a Dark Sense of Humor

by The Anaconda Vampire Bats

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1.
Ichiban 01:13
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I cut the sky like a silver bullet rebel Yeah, my Momma said "I shook hands with the Devil" (I'm a little psycho, I'm a little psycho) I cut 'em down and I couldn't care less (Life's just a game of Russian Roulette) Nazis the Commies, they're better off dead (Hell of a day for an American) Ichiban, I'll be gone Ichiban, I'll be gone 4-55, 4-55 Jesus said I'm a Pontiac type of guy 4-55
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Warbird 05:21
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If you hear me comin' oh if you hear me comin' If you hear me comin' look for the grain If you hear me comin' oh if you hear me comin' If you hear me comin' look for the grain I'm just another, Warbird Why'd you put this burden on me I'm just another, Warbird Why'd you put these guns on my wings Light them up, coming from the skies Light them up, coming from the skies Light them up, coming from the skies (This is Road Runner to Warbird) Light them up, Light them up (You're clear for takeoff) Light them up, coming from the skies (4-55) Light them up, coming from the skies (4-55) Light them up, coming from the skies (Jesus said I'm a Pontiac type of guy) Light them up, Light them up (4-55) If you hear me comin' oh if you hear me comin' If you hear me comin' your devil's with me If you hear me comin' oh if you hear me comin' Oh if you hear me comin' hide in the trees I'm just another, Warbird Why'd you put this burden on me I'm just another, Warbird Why'd you put these guns on my wings This is Road Runner to Warbird Light 'em up I'm just another, Warbird Why'd you put this burden on me I'm just another, Warbird Why'd you put these guns on my wings
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Bare Knuckle Lobotomy 02:15
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Bare knuckle lobotomy Bare knuckle lobotomy for you Bare knuckle lobotomy Bare knuckle lobotomy for you You touch her head again You ain't ever gonna move Six shot lobotomy Six shot lobotomy for you Six shot lobotomy Six shot lobotomy for you You touch her head again You ain't ever gonna move Dark sense of humor Wish you never knew her Gonna beat you down Gonna leave you in the sewer Bare knuckle lobotomy Bare knuckle lobotomy for you Bare knuckle lobotomy Bare knuckle lobotomy for you You touch her head again You ain't ever gonna move
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My Love 02:00
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Baby by the way you look tonight You've been trouble all your life Will I make it out alive Will I make it through the night Ooh baby don't you know If I'd be right for you my love Doesn't have to go Give me all your love and I'll be satisfied Loving you it never felt so right But now I got it bad So won't ya hold me tight Ooh baby don't you know If I'd be right for you my love Doesn't have to go Ooh baby don't you know If I'd be right for you my love Doesn't have to go Ooh baby don't you know Ooh baby don't you know Ooh baby don't you know Doesn't have to go
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I Was a T-Rex 02:06
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I was a T-Rex In a nuclear war zone Had friends They all turned to stone They're all dead and gone Be my worst decision won't you be my demise Fuck me right until I compromise Wanna feel your touch right before I go Last thing that tries to steal my soul So give me what you got Let's say it's love till it's not Hell we lost but we fought Hell we lost but we fought Be my worst decision won't you be my demise Fuck me right until I compromise Wanna feel your touch right before I go Last thing that tries to steal my soul Be my worst decision won't you be my demise Fuck me right until I compromise Wanna feel your touch right before I go Last thing that tries to steal my soul
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Too Much Sugar 01:52
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I think you had too much sugar baby You're shakin', you're shakin' He's got everything he ever wanted Still taking, still taking away from me And god loves a solider I don't think, he'd like the way you speak Oh lucky me I get to see you on the TV screen Oh lucky me I see your wife on a magazine Oh lucky me I get to see you on the TV screen, uh huh Who do you think we are You don't represent me Who do you think we are You don't represent me Who do you think we are You don't represent me Who do you think we are You don't represent a god damn thing
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Jeff Gordon 02:11
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Jeff Gordon A space ranger He's Jeff Gordon A space ranger Well he's coming for you There's not much you can do Daytona 500 And the 1st on the moon Jeff motherfucking Gordon J-E-F-F Gordon That spells 'horsepower' bitch Jeff Gordon A space ranger He's Jeff Gordon A space ranger Well he took on the Nazis In a 350 Chevy He sucked the Taliban Through the intake on his Hemi Jeff motherfucking Gordon J-E-F-F-F-F-F Jeff Gordon A space ranger He's Jeff Gordon A space ranger
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Rosa 04:13
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Rosa Barefoot with a mimosa What you did for me In my time of need I adore ya Stacy White trash, little racy A good gone girl In her daddy's world You amaze me But I could never be satisfied Livin' life one girl at a time Cos I can't get enough From all the girls I love Like Rosa They got me sweatin' for my alibi It doesn't matter if they're small or they're wide I can't get enough From all the girls I love Like Stacy Ana Baby what's the matter Can't break my heart If I never got a shot With Ana Got me sweatin' New York to New Orleans Dallas Texas But the girls on Pacfic Beach They make me weak weak weak woo But I could never be satisfied Livin' life one girl at a time Cos I can't get enough From all the girls I love Like Rosa They got me sweatin' for my alibi It doesn't matter if they're small or they're wide I can't get enough From all the girls I love Like Stacy Rosa Barefoot with a mimosa What you did for me In my time of need I adore ya Stacy White trash, little racy A good gone girl In her daddy's world You amaze me But I could never be satisfied Livin' life one girl at a time No he can't get enough No he can't get enough I can't get, enough of the girls I love Well it seems that I'm in love Well it seems that I'm in love Well it seems that I'm in love Well it seems that I'm in love I can't get, enough of the girls I love I can't get, enough of the girls I love I'm in love I'm in love I'm in love I'm in love I can't get, enough of the girls I love I can't get, enough of the girls I love
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2AM 05:00
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It's 2AM and you're still around The smell of your cigarette could never drive me out And everyone loves the way you look tonight You're mysterious but evil nature has 'em beggin' for their lives I've come for what ya got What's left of what they did to your heart Be so fun to fall apart together Live our lives in my brown and black leather It's in my every thought Dig your heels and dig them far Be so fun to fall apart together Live our lives in my brown and black leather Broken glasses and crocodile tears The girl that cried that love was dead might be scared I'll hold my kisses and you can hold the lies I don't think you've had an honest day in your life It's 2AM and you're still around The smell of your cigarette could never drive me out And everyone loves the way you look tonight You're mysterious but evil nature has 'em beggin' for their lives You try to shake it off But you slipped and went too far No matter what you do Your pretty heart's gonna break in two It's in my every thought I'll be yours until I'm not No matter what we do Whatever you put me through
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Love Me 02:49
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Love me Love me just a little Just enough to say you care And I'll be there Hurt me Hurt me just a little Just enough to say you care And I'll be there For the love of God you can't take it away You got a pocket full of bullets Without a word to say And don't you know Well you taste so sweet You got a tattoo with a marker And it looks like me So love me Well the best that you can Next thing that you know I'll be your rock and roll man Love me Love me just a little Just enough to say you care And I'll be there For the love of God you can't take it away You got a pocket full of bullets Without a word to say And don't you know Well you taste so sweet You got a tattoo with a marker And it looks like me
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Alligator 02:44
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Deep down in the lake With all the piss and the hate They say there lives a monster In which I relate Ooh, I'm The Alligator Oooh, Oooh, Oooh Oooh, Oooh, Oooh Oooh, Oooh, Oooh Oooh, Oooh, Oooh The Alligator The Alligator And all the bones that I'll break And all the souls that I'll take These are some waters You'll never escape Ooh, I'm The Alligator Oooh, Oooh, Oooh Oooh, Oooh, Oooh Oooh, Oooh, Oooh Oooh, Oooh, Oooh They all break They all break They all break They all break They all break They all break They all break Ooh, I'm the Alligator Oooh, Oooh, Oooh Oooh, Oooh, Oooh Oooh, Oooh, Oooh Oooh, Oooh, Oooh
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B.W.A.N. 03:26
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Bigfoot I saw him with the Nazis It's something that I couldn't believe No I couldn't believe Bigfoot He's a goddamn Nazi It's something that I couldn't believe No I couldn't believe I couldn't, no I couldn't, no I couldn't believe Bigfoot I saw him in the USSR Making love to Karl Marx Lindberg wasn't far Bigfoot I saw him at the RNC Tommy's mom was front row seat What's America need I couldn't, no I couldn't, no I couldn't believe Bigfoot, saw him with the Nazis Bigfoot, saw him with the Nazis Bigfoot, saw him with the Nazis Bigfoot, saw him with the Nazis Bigfoot, saw him with the Nazis Bigfoot, saw him with the Nazis Bigfoot I saw him with the Nazis It's something that I couldn't believe No I couldn't believe Bigfoot Well he's a goddamn Nazi It's something that I couldn't believe No I couldn't believe I couldn't, no I couldn't, no I couldn't believe He's a goddamn Nazi that's right Let's go get some waffles, call it a night
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Tommy IV: Missionary 02:54
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Fuck a missionary doggy style Fly me a broad and she stay awhile If she like white trash And we smoke that hash When we knick knack Paddy wack In the back Of an all black Cadillac With my nutsack In the rearview mirror Swinging like a snake eye knick knack Yo Jordan hit that and we'll bust a nut Back to the cut where we laid that track Tommy Tommy's just lie Don't go toward the light, Tommy Better run and hide Tommy Who the fuck is Tommy why he fuckin' with my home He's been here three whole minutes now the whole place smells like smoke Drinkin' Bulleit Rye with his kicks still on Must've learned it from his mama who's still sittin' on her lawn Burning bridges like a moth man Hell no I ain't soft fam I'm a discount Eminem Still lookin' genuine Skinny black jeans and you know I'm splittin' em Dodge Dakota with a five speed Ain't no mother fucker like me I'm a Crocodile Dundee If you call that a knife I'd hate to see what's in your undies Tommy Tommy's just lie Don't go toward the light, Tommy Better run and hide Tommy Who the fuck is Tommy why he fuckin' with my home He's been here three whole minutes now the whole place smells like smoke Drinkin' Bulleit Rye with his kicks still on Must've learned it from his mama who's still sittin' on her lawn
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Ethanol 02:41
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White lightning with a four fifty-five She's my little pistol with a look in her eye She's a sinner only way she survives She's a sinner only way that she strives You're so sweet girl You're some good, good ethanol You're so sweet girl You're some good, good ethanol Drop kick second with her nose in the air I'm a smooth engineer ain't no grind in her gear I'll put her down when the finish is near I'll put her down when we're far from here You're so sweet girl You're some good, good ethanol You're so sweet girl You're some good, good ethanol It's so good What ya do to me It's so good What ya do to me You're so sweet girl You're some good, good ethanol You're so sweet girl You're some good, good alcohol
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White LeMans 03:38
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Nothing says "I love her" like my .44 He wouldn't leave her alone now he don't breathe no more But oh he had it coming, oh he had it coming White LeMans Put 'em down and we're gone Got sick in the head 500 Coming on strong White LeMans Grab my cherry bomb Got sick in the head 500 Coming on strong You, you're no good for nothing You, you're no good for nothing You, you're no good for nothing Oh you had it coming, oh you had it coming Ooh she looks good with four on the floor She'll be my getaway car when I settle the score Oh she'll keep on coming, oh she'll keep on coming White LeMans Put 'em down and we're gone Got sick in the head 500 Coming on strong White LeMans Grab my cherry bomb Got sick in the head 500 Coming on strong You, you're no good for nothing You, you're no good for nothing You, you're no good for nothing Oh you had it coming, oh you had it coming La la la la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la la la Don't cry it's just thunder Holley double pumper Don't cry it's just thunder, ha ha Don't cry it's just thunder Holley double pumper Don't cry it's just thunder, ha ha Don't cry it's just thunder Holley double pumper Don't cry it's just thunder, ha ha Don't cry it's just thunder Holley double pumper Don't cry it's just thunder Oh you had it coming, oh you had it coming You, you're no good for nothing You, you're no good for nothing You, you're no good for nothing Oh you had it coming, oh you had it coming
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Blue Jeans and Dragonflies 02:40
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Blue jeans and dragonflies You were my sweet sweet baby you are Summertime The winter came and it shot us dead now Our love is coming, To an end But you could be my (La la la la) Be my (La la la la) Be my, summertime Be mine (La la la la) Be mine (La la la la) Be my, summertime My soul grew cold from all the wind and the snow But I think it was your heart That started to slow Sun and clouds could come again Hell I would do anything just to Be your friend But you could be my (La la la la) Be my (La la la la) Be my, summertime Be mine (La la la la) Be mine (La la la la) Be my, summertime Be my (La la la la) Be my (La la la la) Be my, summertime But you could be my (La la la la) Be my (La la la la) Be my, summertime Be mine (La la la la) Be mine (La la la la) Be my, summertime
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Bigfoot vs. Squid 03:03
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Put our love In a sacred place Cos darlin' haven't you heard It's the death of the human race I can't see All the monsters here for me I don't mind, I could use their company It was a Bigfoot fighting a Squid If you want to live well, you better be quick Cos I'm losing my mind Everything has come to this It's the end of the world, hell I'll never miss it I'm losing my mind People will scream Look at the monster hiding in the trees Darlin' haven't you heard It's the death of the human race People will scream Run, run, run from the thing in the sea Darlin' haven't you heard It was a Bigfoot fighting a Squid If you want to live well, you better be quick Cos I'm losing my mind Everything has come to this It's the end of the world, hell I'll never miss it I'm losing my mind I've got a dark sense of humor so I've heard It's why I laugh, every time I get hurt Oh baby don't you know (Every time I get hurt) That I'd be right for you It's 2AM and you're, It's 2AM and you're Hey baby I like the way you dress (Still around) Hey baby I like the way you dress Cigarettes and Tommy's mom (I think I caught myself a Bigfoot) Cigarettes and Tommy's mom (I think I caught myself a Bigfoot) It's been so long It's been so long I was a T-Rex Thank you

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released January 28, 2022

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The Anaconda Vampire Bats Cleveland, Ohio

Two-piece band from Middlefield, OH. Little bit of Surf, little bit of punk, and a massive displeasure for that Tommy kid.

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